Ah yes more Kurt/Todd baby!Part 2The Problem With Parenthood Part 2Todd and Kurt both walked down towards the park, neither saying anything until a loud, shrill cry was heard. Todd jumped about a mile in the air, until he realised the sound was coming from his backpack.“Aw man, this thing makes noise?” he frowned, pulling it out and shaking it upside down.“Toad! Stop that! It’s meant to be a REAL baby, of course it's going to make noise,” Kurt sighed, and took the robot baby from the Brotherhood member and tried to shut it up.“Che, see? You're much better at this job then I am, yo,” Todd waved him off, and turned to walk away, but squeaked when he was tugged back by the collar.“Oh no, you aren’t getting out of this one!”“Lemme go, blue boy!”“You’re the mother of this child!” Kurt said, a little louder then he should have. A few people who had been passing at the time gave them both an odd look.Todd sighed a little and took the annoyingly loud object from the other and looked at it funny. He was no mother… er parent, he mused to himself as he thought back to all the times he’d seen mothers in the park with their kids... he started to rock it back and forth a little.Kurt watched with his mouth open a little; he was shocked at what he was seeing. Toad, the most unreliable person he’d ever known, looking so... motherly... it was worrying, to say the least. Todd looked up from the baby and caught Kurt’s look. “What?”“Oh... I, uh.. nothing,” Kurt chuckled, and rubbed the back of his neck. “I just didn’t think you’d be so good at it.”“Yeah, well…” he shrugged. Soon the baby stopped crying, and both looked at each other and gave a grin. Kurt was about to say something, when a drop of rain hit his nose. He glanced up and saw how mean the sky looked, looming black clouds and a dark gray sky...“Well... I should be getting back,” Kurt said, rubbing his neck again.“But we gotta sort out stuff, yo!” Todd protested as he shoved the baby away.“Like?”“That rotation? Who gets it when and shit.”“Oh. Well…”More rain started to fall, and Kurt was getting annoyed with Todd’s persistance, but he was right... oh god, did he hear himself right? Toad... right about something? What next, Logan in a pink bunny suit?“I’m not going to yours.” He folded his arms and wrinkled his nose.“Che, like I’d want you to?”Kurt looked around and then grabbed Todd’s webbed hand and dragged him towards the small play park and under the large climbing set. It would keep them dry, at least. He sat down and folded his legs neatly as he dug into his bag.Todd frowned and also sat down, leaning against one of the supporting legs as he closed his eyes, waiting for Kurt to pull out his notebook and find a pen that worked.“Man, you ready?” he said with a bored expression.“Well I’d ask YOU to do it, but you have the pen control of a suger crazed ten year old,” Kurt snorted, and started to draw out two tables, one for him and one for Toad.“Man, jus’cus I ain’t good at no school shit don’t mean I ain’t good at other things, yo.”“Like what? Annoying me?”“Naw that’s just a natural talent, elf boy~” he winked and felt a large smirk breaking out onto his face.---Despite either's better judgement, the two ‘parents’ had made their way down to a local café. Kurt would have gone into his favorate, but dragging along someone like Toad could ruin his chances of being allowed to step foot in the place ever again... and it seemed he had been right too, he mumbled as he glanced over at Todd, who was grinning and pulling a chair out, sitting on it in his toad like way. He rubbed his forehead a little and pushed his wet bangs back.“I swear this is going to be the death of me,” he muttered, pulling out a chair and joining him.“Man, I hope so, yo.” Kurt just shot him a look and pulled up the menu, might as well grab himself a coffee or something. Todd just sighed and rolled his eyes, he was already getting attention from how he sat... He put his legs down and pushed himself to the table and grimced when he heard the familiar sound of crying.“Aw, fuck...”He pulled the baby out and slammed it on the table, almost cuasing the small vase to topple over. The blue-furred teen let out a slight squak and stopped it in time before watching Todd being motherly. It was an amusing sight, but also a pretty creepy one…“Come on! Jus’ shut up already, yo,” he shook it a little.“Is that any way for a young mother to behave?” A sly smirk made its way to Kurt’s face as he rested his chin on the palm of his hand.“Man, don’t even START with me, elf boy…” Todd looked around and saw some of the stares he was getting, for once NOT enjoying being the center of attention. Todd placed the infant in his arms and started to rock it back and forth and growled a little, blinking in surprise when the baby carried on it's robotic wailing. Kurt just laughed when he saw Todd losing his patience and trying to knock the batteries out of it.“It worked before, why not now?”“Maybe it’s hungry... maybe you should breast feed it~”“The fuck..? Man, I ain’t into no nipple play… here,” he handed Kurt the doll. “You look the type.”“Excuse me?” Kurt was about to retort to the other's comment when the baby was practiacally shoved in his face. He took it and looked at it.. maybe it was hungry… He dug around in his own bag and brought out a bottle and put it to the baby's face and smiled when it shut up.Todd watched and smirked before he pointed at Kurt and cracked up into laughter. Kurt just puffed his cheeks out in annoyance as a slight blush appeared on them. Great, he must seem like such a dork... more so then Todd... scary, and almost impossible.“Aw man, I wish I had a momma like you, yo.”annnnnnd part 3..“So... you understand now, ja?” Kurt asked as he drew one more line, and admired his handywork before passing the paper to Todd.Todd blinked, and then squinted hard at it and made out it was a time chart. He shrugged and nodded his head, folding it up and putting it in his back pocket before sipping at his coffee calmly. “Yeah, I got it, yo.”“And so, according to this, it's your turn to take it home tonight,” Kurt grinned, and packed away his things and set down the money for the drinks on the table as he stood, brushing himself down.“Man… how am I gunna explain this to the guys..?” he rubbed his head, the mere thought of it giving him a headache.“Oh, don’t worry about it.”“Easy for you to say, blue boy, all them X-geeks probably know you’re a fag anyway,” Todd snorted, and slung his bag over his shoulder and headed for the door.----Todd got home and rubbed his back. This was why he never took a backpack, but he was glad he had started to... no way did he want to be seen carrying around a baby... knowing his luck, some cop would think he’d abducted a kid or some shit. Then again, stanger things had happened to him...He closed the door softly, knowing he was home late. He didn’t care he was late, he just didn’t want a hundered and one different questions from Pietro. He tip-toed towards the stairs, when he grimaced and stopped dead in his tracks. “Aw fuck… not now…” He dropped the bag and dug around to the source of the screaming.“What the hell's that noise?” Lance barked.“I don’t know. Get off your ass and find out!”“Fuck you, Pietro.”Todd slowly turned around, and saw Pietro leaning on the door frame, watching him with mild amusement as he picked up the baby. The white-haired male smirked and folded his arms over his toned chest, and was soon joined by a pissed off looking Lance.“I heard about that assignment… I also heard there was a gay couple involed.. why do I get the feeling it was you, Toad?” Pietro raised a slender eyebrow, the smirk still playing on his lips.“Aw man, shut up, yo!” he grumbled, and tried to get up the stairs, but was blocked with Freddy walking down.“I was trying to sleep,” the blond whined, and rubbed his eyes.“So Toad, who's the lucky guy, huh? I didn’t know you were in the closet…” Pietro snickered, causing Lance to join in.“Least he ain’t still in the closest, Pietro.”“What's that s'posed to mean?” Pietro snapped, and poked at Lance, getting his hand batted away.“Guys!” Freddy said, and rubbed his head a little. He had been having a nap, and was woken by yelling, and a baby crying. Wait… a baby crying? The large teen glanced down at his small friend, who had a doll clutched to his chest and a sheepish look on his face as he tried to rock it back and forth. Freddy just chuckled, and poked Todd on the back of the head.“Tough break Toad, but can you make that thing shut up?”“Oh yeah, cus I’m not tryin’ or nuttin’, man,” he rolled his eyes, and hopped away from the group, still rocking it in his arms.“So who IS your partner?” Lance asked, tapping his chin in thought and watched their shortest member attempt to silence the doll.“Eh ... elf boy...”“Nightcrawler? Oh man, that’s almost PERFECT! Whenever we battle, you two always end up rolling around on the floor together!” Pietro said, and started to laugh, blinking a little as he dodged a ball of spit that had been aimed at his head.“Fuck you!”“Whatever, let's leave momma alone so she can shut that thing up,” Lance cut in, and rolled his eyes, now bored of taunting Toad’s unlucky predicement. Before anyone could say anything, the phone rang. Pietro zoomed off and returned with the phone in his hand and an ever amused look plastered on his face as he handed it to Toad. “It's your boyfriend~”“He ain't my boyfriend, yo!” Toad hissed, and chucked the baby at Pietro, who just stared at the annoying thing.“Yo… yeah…. yeah, it is. Ah… change it's wha..? Okay, okay, slow down, man…” Toad itched his head and took note.“So I do... okay… right. Yeah, see you, blue boy, and thanks for the coffee, by the way.” He handed Pietro back the phone and snatched the doll back.“Wow, you even went for coffee... was he trying to get lucky with our little Toad?” The whole group cracked up at that comment and watched Toad sulk and hop up the stairs towards his room.This… fucking… sucked.
I LOL'd at so many lines in this. Mostly, “I swear this is going to be the death of me,” he muttered, pulling out a chair and joining him.“Man, I hope so, yo.” and, Pietro zoomed off and returned with the phone in his hand and an ever amused look plastered on his face as he handed it to Toad.“It's your boyfriend~”I love this fic.
Thanks XD I try hard and its nice to see ppl enjoy it ^_^
Bwahahaha. Definately loving this xD too often in the-boys-have-to-work-together fics, they're making googly eyes at each other by the second chapter...it's really nice to see one more drawn out, more time for character-building etc. And more time to be amused as the boys are snarked at by other people...xD
Yeah I was thinking that xD I REALLY try to keep them in char and sometimes its a nightmare >/ gla du like =3
“It worked before, why not now?”“Maybe it’s hungry... maybe you should breast feed it~”“The fuck..? Man, I ain’t into no nipple play… here,” he handed Kurt the doll. “You look the type.”“Excuse me?” And “Easy for you to say, blue boy, all them X-geeks probably know you’re a fag anyway,” AND “Least he ain’t still in the closest, Pietro.” Those are just SOME of my favorite lines, along with the logan and the bunny suit thing XD This was so perfectly in character I love you for being so cool <33333..... It's so... gah <333 I CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN IT MYSELF. This fic makes me do funny faces and that means it's great. You are so good with me. <3 Love you.
yey thanks ^.^ I'm so glad you liked it! ^^
OMFG this is so amazing, I love it all! The fun quotes are too many to quote, but the absolute favourite has to be “Well I’d ask YOU to do it, but you have the pen control of a suger crazed ten year old." I had to clean my screen after that one! Gawd, I love this fic so much, it's amazing. The Plot is just brilliant, and it even feels realistic and IC too, so don't you dare stop! :D You know I love you...
Yeah I'll be doing more don't you worry! and I'm gla du like ^.^
You really need to post a link to this in toddkurtslash cause I didn't know that this had been posted, (or if you did post a link, you need to add the tag for this fic), great work by the way, I'm looking forward to more!!
Omg!! I love it!! Lol, so cute and Pietro is so damn funny when he's giving them hell, XD. Hurry with the next part! lol!
Hoo boy, this is hilarious! *Cracks up* Man, I love it! It's funny without being too crackish. I love Pietro to death in this.